Penelope Wilton
Nude

As a longtime veteran of the British film scene, Penelope Wilton has done it all. Born into an acting family as the niece of British stars Lindy Travers and Bill Travers, after a long career in British theater she’s snagged bit parts in made-for-TV movies such as An Affair of Honour (1972) and Mrs. Warren’s Profession (1972),as well as tackled meatier roles in productions of Shakespeare‘s King Lear (1982) and Othello (1981). Only recently, however, has the seasoned saucepot come to her senses and started loosening the corset strings. After telling Bilbo Baggins to pack his bags, which is to say divorcing Ian Holm in 2001, Penelope had us going goo goo when the British doll appeared in the late blooming lesbian dramedy, Iris (2001) alongside Judi Dench. Try to keep your eyes off her being all nudey, getting drenched in the shower, showcasing her well season chest meat. If that wasn’t enough, as one of several small-town matrons who pose in the buff for charity in the inspired-by-a-true-heartwarming-story flick Calendar Girls (2003) we get to see even more. After chugging some liquid courage Penelope poses au natural while pretending to water some flowers, giving us a look at her British butt and boobs. Then we see the whole lineup of ladies wishing us a Merry Christmas with their bodies hidden only by their music sheets. Still, somehow Penelope is likely best known for playing Shaun’s mother Barbara in Shaun of the Dead (2004), though she has also appeared in The History Boys (2006), The Second Best Exotic Marigold Hotel (2015) and Downton Abbey. We’d pay a pretty penny, in fact, an absolute ton for a look at the lovelies of Penelope Wilton!